Who hasn’t had a raccoon try to sell them a house?
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slimeprince:
fuck
his face
tumblring next to my sleeping girlfriend. Fuck you Hunter for posting this. The couch in the living room is so lumpy.
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Sorry we haven’t posted much guys! But, here’s a news update and explanation.
- The Hatter and the Dormouse (Your lovely founders) Are now in a relationship!
- Both of your founders are in a play currently!
We’ve just been smoking too much and have been lazy.
We will now be accepting applications to co-run the blog!
I’m too inept to make a pizza. Awesome.
So much resin. I may never need to buy again.
Holy titty fucks Batman.
Change in dealer, So much love.